Hello Dahlings!

Master Blender Lisa has been Blending Her ONE with His FIVE for 18 years.  With THREE Ex Spouses, THREE Step Parents and SIX kids we are living the Blended, Not Stirred dream.  Is that even a thing?


Over the weekend the bitchiness returned with a big bang!  Everything was just bugging me. I felt completely agitated with life and just plain bitchy!!! 

  • Why were the kids watching TV so loudly?
  • Why hadn't they brought down the mountains of laundry so I didn't have to wash their clothes at 10:00  that night because they just had to have something washed by morning
  • Why were their shoes laying in the middle of the floor...

I could go on for hours but you get the drift.  I wanted to stop myself, but the rage inside felt like it was going to explode.  

Finally my Hubby sat me down and in a very calm voice, rubbing my back: So what's the problem? 

ME:  (Tears welling up in my eyes)   I feel really irritated and bitchy. 

HUBBY: Is there something I can do to fix that.

ME:  AH NO!  I finsihed my box of hormone supplements on Thursday and the docotor's office was out.  Hoped to have some on Monday.  So we're on day 4 no supplement! 

I guess I hadn't really noticed the difference; me with the supplement and me without.  When I started taking Femmensessence Pro back in August I said to my Hubby how much energy I felt only taking them for a few days.  Only to find that hours later, the bitchy was still going strong.  My Hubby asked me a question about something, can't remember what.  I was standing with the refrigerator door open and I snapped yelled something back and  slammed the refrigerator door.  My Hubby paused for a minute and said I know you said you have a lot more energy but....  Before he could finish I said LOOK IT TAKES THREE MONTHS FOR BITCHY!  Another long silence and then we all burst out laughing.

What I noticed along the three month journey is that I started feeling less and less bitchy.  In November I remember a friend asking me how I was doing on the new supplements. I said I feel great, happier than I've been for I don't know how long.  I had several things going on that had side effects of being bitchy, namely hormones. I must have been a real bitch.  Without missing a beat Little Hart jumped in and said - That's for sure!  We laughed.  I said it was that bad huh?  Yes - pretty bad.

I made it through the weekend. Hubby and I went to the Naturopath for an appointment this morning.

ME: Did you get Femmensessence Pro in?

RECEPTIONIST: No I don't think so. 

HUBBY: Can we have a box overnighted, ship my wife off somewhere until it gets here - something, anything? 

RECEPTIONIST: (looks up)  I found them! 

HUBBY: We'll take two boxes!